Near the gate, you see this skeleton. Surely, this was a fellow adventurer who did not survive their quest for the butt. Press on and hope that you don't have a similar fate.
Days later, you wake on an island beach. How did you survive? Was it the butt?
Shark Repellent Wristband: You survived a ship going down. It would totally not be cool to get eaten by a shark while adrift.