There's no WAY you can hate festival season with all these beautiful ladies running around!
Watch it a third time. Actually, let me just tell you Tony dies. Now watch it a third time.
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t watch Star Wars entirely re enacted with desserts.
'If you can look me in the eye and tell me you know what 'Do Not Bend' means then sister, you've got the job.'
She’s waiting in the kitchen like this after you got home from work, what do you tell her?
Name a celebrity you think this sword shark would sound like if it could talk.
This took a few hours to clean up, but I had to take all of the boxes to the recycling plant 4 cities over which, let me tell you, that's a drive.
Baby With A Knife sounds like the name of a superhero movie that we'd all totally watch.
I know what John Cena looks like and this isn't it. You can't fool me, internet.
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'