'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''
‘When everyone is wearing down jackets, I had to strip down to my bikini and dive into freezing water.’
‘Whenever I went shopping and told people my real age, I often got mobbed by strangers who wanted to find out my secrets.’
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.