His punishment is that he has to wear shirts that aren't ironic all the time.
His shirt says 'National pride cannot be broken,' but apparently it can be eaten.
Oh wow, this guy has a map of the next 6-10 years of his life printed on a shirt!
She told her followers “Wearing my hair as a shirt has become my #uniform.”
‘I was bullied every single day at school and after school I was always feminine, I would hike my shorts up and wear tight shirts and 'pretty boy' make-up.’