Lindsay Lohan channeled her best Marilyn Monroe for her issue of Playboy, however most panned her photos as 'not sexy.'
She captioned the photo 'OMG my boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me in the shower!' but look in the mirror...
This is what it looks like when you stick your head in a fish tank and spit out milk.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.