Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
She can’t wait to introduce the dog to her new pet if the dog ever comes back. Where is the dog?
She told her followers “Wearing my hair as a shirt has become my #uniform.”
We found Waldo. What's he doing in my wife's underwear? Waldo! Get out of there!
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but these bras belong to my dead wife. WHY WOULD KIDS DO THIS!?
Good news, this car only took an hour to remove from the roof. Bad news, it was my car and I can't afford to repaint it.