If this is you, you should get tested for malaria. Also, I am sorry about the title of this gallery.
It's safe to assume this person is the least lucky person on the internet. If you are this person and you see this, I'm sorry. I'm a journalist and I have to report this. It's my job.
If you had to give up sex for a year, but could have any car you wanted what would it be?
What if you went over to your date’s apartment and they wanted to have sex on this?
In the soccer living room if you want to change the channel you have to get the ball past Dad first.
I think that person was just trying to convince you to have sex with him despite having mono.
So if it’s “1993” they want to bring us the phone to our table like in old movies? “You have a call, sir.”
When you want to get so fat your skin becomes interwoven with the fabric of the couch.
What artists should you have your children listen to so they get into “good” music?
What's one job you would want to do so well that when people saw it, they'd say 'that person deserves a raise?'