Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
If you want to look like Spiderman while walking on the beach have we got the mask for you!
When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
I've got to assume one of the other 4 comments was something like 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you'
If you've ever wanted to slide down an elephant's digestive system, have I got the slide for you ...
‘Whenever I went shopping and told people my real age, I often got mobbed by strangers who wanted to find out my secrets.’
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
As far as covering dick tattoos you got while in Vegas goes this one's pretty good.
When you already have an Elektra but could totally use this second one too.