Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
If you want to look like Spiderman while walking on the beach have we got the mask for you!
A fun one, not the informational kind where you have to actually learn shit.
When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
I've got to assume one of the other 4 comments was something like 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you'