‘I don’t see it as such a big deal to have sex with married men. If they’re married and looking somewhere else, they’re not happy.’
Her eyes are...well, you can barely see them so might as well go to the next best thing.
‘I told myself, subconsciously and consciously, that if I could just lose a little bit more, restrict calories a little bit more…that I could be happy.’
‘So if anybody wants to call me a bad name, I don’t take that because I know I’m not there for that reason.’
‘We know our metabolism slows down as we get older,’ she explains to Daily Mail. ‘It just means we have to take control and make healthier choices and work a little harder.’
Will the banana guard protect your banana? Yes. Do you have daily activities that endanger your banana? Not really. So do you need a banana guard? Again, no.