Instead of making her put a bag over her head each time, they came up with a compromise.
This is just a heads up, an old lady has never put crap in the can before.
The best animal for picking up girl is a puppy: true or false? Asking for a friend.
Maybe we're the ones that are upside down and this door is the only thing right side up. Just kidding. The person who installed this screwed up.
(Get ready for a pun) You got to hand it to the person who came up with this Halloween idea.
Where do you even begin to eat bloated bloody baby? Do you start at the head and work your way down – or vice versa
This guy needs to man up and kiss the little face he drew on the side of his hand.
A lot of girls at Burning Man keep waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care, but down deep I think they do.
This is a girl with 3 sets of boobs running down her body, but each nipple is a dick and each underboob has a vagina so the nipple-dicks are fucking the underboob-vaginas above them. Also there's a dick in a teacup at the bottom.