Bringing a fan into Arizona is like trying to put a forest fire out by peeing on it.
'It's me again, trying to steal everyone's pee but this time I'm using jugs instead of a big bag.' - This person.
He made the mistake of not wiping the ketchup off his lip before the kiss. He was never heard from again.
It was at this point she regretted every life choice she’d made up to that point.
Usually a bad sign when there’s only awkward eye contact and no actual lip contact.