When you can't decide between cheap knock-off coffee and expensive knock-off coffee
I can’t even keep up with all the ways kids today do their fancy handshakes.
This keeps tailgaters off his back who don’t want to wake the children tied up.
My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
Sorry. I'm just not a good boss and I've been skimming a lot of our profits off the top. Keep that as our little secret.