'I was tired of boring slutty Halloween costumes, so I went as Dumblewhore.'
'In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.'
'My girlfriend and I went full Bob's Burgers along with some friends for Halloween last night, somehow didn't realize the incestual implications until afterwards.'
'My SO decided to mix classic Halloween with the trend of everything being sexy.'
'This is me dressed in blackface for Halloween. I went as Blade. Thanks parents.'
Grandpa went as Batman for Halloween before it was cool, or Batman existed.
Whenever I throw a Halloween party, everyone always fights over the left cheek.
'My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume.'