Nothing like a quarter pounder with cheese to make you forget your house is gone.
Whatever is on your armrest is yours to do with what you like. Airplane rules.
That look you give when your woman says “you sound just like your mother.”
If you asked this baby to make you a nice creme brulee he’d just look at you like “what?”
This is just like when you get a french-fry in your onion rings. Just like it.
Hey if they make you go to school that early you should be able to wear your jammies.
Park like a dick so you can swing your huge set of balls out of the car like a pro.
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!