That look you give when your woman says “you sound just like your mother.”
If you asked this baby to make you a nice creme brulee he’d just look at you like “what?”
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!
When you absolutely have to have your car fixed and all you have is wood and tape ...
This is just like when you get a french-fry in your onion rings. Just like it.
Hey if they make you go to school that early you should be able to wear your jammies.
Park like a dick so you can swing your huge set of balls out of the car like a pro.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”