When you think using a Hello Kitty guitar will help get followers on your 16-year-old Myspace page.
This guitar is like a penis. It can be big OR small if you flip it around.
When Your Village Is Bombed, At Least You Can Pretend You Still Have A Skateboard
Wow, that's such a good deal, but where could they possibly store all of those air guitars?
You know it’s a good wedding when the groom is already PLOWED before it even starts.
When you want your butt to hurt even more from sitting at the computer all day.
Even Babies Hate It When You Go To Someone’s House And The Damn Dog Starts Licking Your Face