If this man didn't lose his arm by having it bitten off by a shark, I'm gonna be PISSED.
"I have no idea what you guys are talking about but I'm still gonna pretend it's hilarious!"
When objects are organized, it makes me feel like I have a handle on things.
I assure you, if anyone is NOT having a great summer, it's me. Your yearbook.
I don't feel bad for this truck driver. They should have been paying attention.
The person that owns this sheet is the person that's really having a bad day here. I feel bad for them. Everyone else, not so much.
These are great until he goes home to “have sparing practice with Splinter” if you know what I mean.
Oh, great. Now I have to drive all the way across town to that other castle.
When someone slices 'have a great summer' into my many faces, it is the worst torture I can imagine.