'Guy I graduated high school with. This is his cover photo on Facebook with his kid.'
Nina Hartley graduated from San Franisco State University's nursing school magna cum laude.
To celebrate graduating medical school he stabbed his eyes with a ballpoint pen a bunch of times.
‘As soon I graduated I searched for a flight school and started to chase my dream.’
Even in naked statue form, hordes of devoted followers show up to gaze upon his visage.