When they say 'everything's bigger in Texas' that is including the safety violations.
Obviously a dude in a gorilla suit getting attacked by a dude in a banana, but so what?
Does pineapple belong on pizza? No. Does it belong in an Oreo McFlurry? No. Yet Colombia has decided to violate basic human rights by serving this monstrosity.
And That's Why Te Russian Tea Room Was Shut Down For Health-code Violations