When you think you look cute in the photo but you really just look drunk as fuck.
‘I met Robbie in my senior year of college when I was working at the front desk. He thought I was cute so he came up to me and we started talking since.’
When you ask the tattoo artist to tattoo 'White' and a swastika but he's not a racist moron so he does a shit job.
When you don't have any friends in real life so you try and get nudes using SimCity Build It.
Dog pretended he was asleep so he wouldn’t have to talk to the F’ing FOX his dumb owners got.
When you gotta check your angles ahead of time at home so you know you look LIT at the actual festival.
When you're so drunk you break into an abandoned building and fall asleep.
Alcohol alcohol is so fun, but not when you make out in front of everyone.
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.