Followed immediately by a broken doorknob and her face smashing into the floor.
Doctors had to scrape pieces of shattered bone from her brain after it crashed onto the floor.
‘I had frizzy hair, was much too thin and had to wear glasses. I dreamed of being immaculate from the age of five.’
I bet she spent more time getting that picture juuuuust right than it would've to pick up her floor.
When the family doesn't care and lets their shitheada kid crawl around all over the restaurant floor.
‘Most importantly, train yourself to see the glass as half full. The day is partially sunny, not partially cloudy’
‘I basically came down from the doctor’s that day and I had my paperwork and I slammed it down on the kitchen counter and said…