He needs a hug cause some lady is trying to skin his kids alive and make a coat out of them. #KidsMovie
The entire family locked themselves out of the house. Nobody tell them about the key under rock move.
He puts a rolled-up newspaper in there to show everyone he still reads the newspaper.
Some dogs are trained to fetch beer; this guy got a full-time job at the Shell down the street.
The guy wearing boxes was a little freaked out when a Terminator showed up to take him up on it.
New reality show coming to TV called “Shovel Girls” about women who clean poop in barns.