Ladies love honey, right? I made my girlfriend pancakes once and she asked for honey instead of syrup.
We don’t know what tribe she belongs to but we’re going to ask if we can join.
Whenever my girlfriend and I are trying to pick a place to eat, she usually suggest thai food!
It should be noted that I am a man and most of these pictures are largely based on things my girlfriend likes. Women love kittens, right?
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
You know what? This Bane Changing Station convinced me. I love funny vandalism so much that I am going to quit my job as a cop.
My girlfriend wears pajamas like eighty-percent of the time. Even if she's an extreme case, I think it's safe to say that women at least don't mind pajamas.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'