It would be moronic to shell out to custom tailor a dress when you could just find a girl who fits.
There's nothing more fun then to dance with your gal pals while listening to LMFAO. Girl power!
'This wasn't for Halloween... I dressed up like this every day after I came home from school and danced to the musical 'Cats' for about a year.'
Now that I’m older, I know that those girls make up something like .0003% of the population.
Most girls go topless for the trend, making glitter boobs something that’s usually restricted to music festivals.
'My first legal shower beer' GIRL THAT IS CIDER AND CRAP CIDER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.