'If you can look me in the eye and tell me you know what 'Do Not Bend' means then sister, you've got the job.'
This only took an hour or two to clean, but I spent days bending these chair legs back into shape. My life is hard.
If your girl can tell the difference between chicken and steak, she is not a moron.
In her defense, this is a really confusing language that you read backwards.