These should be mandatory to keep in your car and place on the windshields of wayward parkers.
'Let's keep the location of the toilet paper our little secret.' - The person that built this.
Thermal Socks: Bring along a couple of pairs. Keep those feet warm and dry because it can get cold and damp down there.
This is a math test, not an obvious health test. God, kid. Get your act together.
Sorry. I'm just not a good boss and I've been skimming a lot of our profits off the top. Keep that as our little secret.
Unadvertised cameos in superhero movies are getting a little out of control, don't you think?