Maybe have some self-restraint and don't buy them for your kids when they ask, huh?
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
This is how you know if your car is running well. Try it out and get back to us.
When your boss shows up to work like this you know someone is getting fired.
When your friend tells you to just move the junk on his seat to the back before you get in.
When you run someone over and then lead police on a car chase because you need the extra time to finish eating your Big Mac.