If your girl can tell the difference between chicken and steak, she is not a moron.
If they rereleased Mario and this was the only difference it would still sell a million copies.
Pro tip: stuff several different flavor packets into ONE package of noodles.
13 different types of cheese are in this grilled cheese! We have the technology!
I think Ed Norton and Brad Pitt are different-looking enough you couldn't seamlessly blend their faces
Pizza guy wants to know why they use the same name for five different streets in this city.