‘I have fans from every corner of the globe and from many different cultural backgrounds.’
If your girl can tell the difference between chicken and steak, she is not a moron.
If they rereleased Mario and this was the only difference it would still sell a million copies.
Pro tip: stuff several different flavor packets into ONE package of noodles.
In some cultures, you got to “test” the bride out while the wedding party watches.
In some cultures, the accordion player accompanies the army into battle. Weird Al is actually a warrior.
13 different types of cheese are in this grilled cheese! We have the technology!
I think Ed Norton and Brad Pitt are different-looking enough you couldn't seamlessly blend their faces