His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
When you're the most important person in the world so you park between two parent and child spaces -- oh wait.
Alcohol alcohol is so fun, but not when you make out in front of everyone.