His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
Alcohol alcohol is so fun, but not when you make out in front of everyone.
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
When you park in the one spot with a puddle and don’t want to get your shoes dirty.