If this man didn't lose his arm by having it bitten off by a shark, I'm gonna be PISSED.
When this 'Megamouth Shark' washed up in the Philippines, no one realized what it was because it is an extremely rare species that only lives in deepwater.
Discovered off the coast of New Zealand in 1977, many believed the carcass belonged to a prehistoric sea creature. Scientists later determined it was a basking shark, weighing in at almost 2 tons.
'Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by and from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me.'