…but every attempt at a crash-diet and juice cleanse always ended in failure.
'My friends roommate. She waits for her mom to come from an hour and a half away to clean up her messes and wash her dishes.'
This photo of a dog yawning in front of a photo that contains his soul was taken at half past 4pm. Not so perfect timing.
This photo of a child proudly posing in front of two hippos having sex was taken at half past 3pm. Not so perfect timing.
I too leave half-full bottles of water around my house. Dildos? Not so much.
Jennifer Jenson allegedly crashed into a car, causing said car to hit the car in front of it.
Couple mid-breakup at the table behind my friend at Denny's. Note One of their friends is sitting at the table with them.
'My buddy turned 21, had the first drink of his life, and my other friend was able to dig him out.'
My girlfriend doesn't use a lot of perfume, but some of my lady friends do. Ugh, I'm grasping at straws here.