…and has spent the last two decades changing herself in order to look like a Barbie doll.
‘I was looking through the photos and saw one that looked just like mine. That’s what made me go to the doctor.’
I know what John Cena looks like and this isn't it. You can't fool me, internet.
Microphone tongs may sound fun in theory, but in practice the only reason to use them is if you like looking like a moron.
What once looked like a lost hope is now a shining example of what personal grooming can do to a person.