You know we live in a weird society when hookers have to have their own funeral home.
When you're tired of having a convertible and you own a bunch of wood, this happens.
When your friend tells you to just move the junk on his seat to the back before you get in.
You know you're a hidden figure when you have to photoshop yourself into the movie poster.
Have you ever accidently eaten a banana peel? Were you OK? Asking for a friend.
You know it’s a good wedding when the groom is already PLOWED before it even starts.
Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
Rubber ducky you’re the one but you have to stop inviting all your friends.