Well at least the government won’t be able to hear his thoughts. Good work.
John Podesta, Former Chief Of Staff To President Bill Clinton Wants US Government To Disclose Knowledge of Alien Life.
This person got a job in government, and after the land sharks ate everybody in D.C., they became defacto president. They're in over their head, but doing their best.
Demetri Johnson, 21, held up a McDonald's at gunpoint after they forgot a McDouble. Instead of cash, he demanded french fries and new soft drinks. Demetri is not very bright.
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.