Frankenstein - Using Buscemi's eyes won't get Frankenstein's monster any more friends.
'My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures.'
This is a picture of Popeye. My pupils are dilating, but I think I'm doing okay.
If i closed my eyes like them I'd still just see this image. Then I'd wake up dead.
I can't make out what's happening in this picture on account of my computer monitor started melting. Is that happening to you?
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.