Strange, she keeps calling me too and then my phone dies. I wonder if they're connected?
I can't make out what's happening in this picture on account of my computer monitor started melting. Is that happening to you?
If my girlfriend proposed to me with a pair of brass knuckles instead of a wedding ring I would say 'sure.'
They offered to buy the whole office breakfast today. I wonder what it is!
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.