The real question is if the boyfriend still thinks two chicks kissing is hot in this situation.
Frosty has had WAY too much eggnog to deal family Christmas bullshit right now.
Those are your kids: they started wearing cat costumes so you’d spend time with them.
She captioned the photo 'OMG my boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me in the shower!' but look in the mirror...
I too leave half-full bottles of water around my house. Dildos? Not so much.
'I never really put too much thought into my health or my eating habits growing up so food was my go to for any occasion.
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
Damn I have to spend the rest of my life making speeches for $1 million and not paying for anything.
Hello, my name is King Star Wars. I slayed King Irony to take my rightful place as ruler of Sarcasm Kingdom.