I think that person was just trying to convince you to have sex with him despite having mono.
What if you went over to your date’s apartment and they wanted to have sex on this?
At a certain age this burger becomes more appealing than having sex with a woman.
Since the election “Birdie Sanders” just flies around trying to recapture the moment.
If you had to give up sex for a year, but could have any car you wanted what would it be?
Someone should teach this girl that it's not okay to photobomb a picture of two giraffes having sex.
This photo of a child proudly posing in front of two hippos having sex was taken at half past 3pm. Not so perfect timing.