‘But were they maintainable, made me feel good and did they become a real lifestyle change – No.’
‘I definitely turn heads, I get looked at and look like a different person, I feel so good about myself now.’
‘I don't have to stress anymore, I don't need to look for the next best thing, I'm eating more than I ever have and I feel freaking good.’
Customer put toilet paper between the CPU and cooler because he read online it was almost as good.
Anytime your idea involves dousing yourself with gas, take that idea, douse it in gas and light it on fire.
When you forget to restrict access to the server room after firing your IT guy.