The Playboy bunny and a clothed woman actually go hand in hand now unfortunately.
Fact: Chimpanzees thumb is in opposition with other fingers which means that their thumb is not in the same line with other four fingers (just like in human hands).
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.
OCD Teacher must be super fun: “Now kids, we are going to wash our hands five times.”
He pulled these from the ocean with his bare hands, now bring him his butter tub!