Modern Technology: If Only Ovens Had A Way To Alert You When Stuff Was Cooked
For when you're fat and have completely given up on anything and everything
Sad: With everyone looking at their phone there is no time to beat the crap out of the fat kid.
Modern dogs descended from wolves. If only this guy’s ancestors could see him now.
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!
Fact: The most carnivorous of the bear species, polar bears feed primarily on the fat of ice-dependent seals.
I unfortunately must use a scooter to move around because I am too fat from eating fails.
It's good to know that this shelf is a huge fan of Fat Joe's mid 2000s club banger 'Lean Back.'
The Stewart v Colbert rivalry hit a new low when John Stewart stuck his fat head in and photobombed this creepy picture of Stephen Colbert.