If you could never look at porn again would you eat this Buffalo Chicken Grilled Cheese Sandwich?
I unfortunately must use a scooter to move around because I am too fat from eating fails.
So, wait, the sandwich will give me oral sex? Or are you calling the girl 'it'?
If your girl can tell the difference between chicken and steak, she is not a moron.
For when you're fat and have completely given up on anything and everything
Sad: With everyone looking at their phone there is no time to beat the crap out of the fat kid.
Do cannibals make ironic displays about eating chicken or beef but it’s with human flesh?
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!
Fact: The most carnivorous of the bear species, polar bears feed primarily on the fat of ice-dependent seals.
It's good to know that this shelf is a huge fan of Fat Joe's mid 2000s club banger 'Lean Back.'