He’s got that eyebrow that’s like, “do you smeeeeeell what the Strange is cookin’?”
Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
This is what it looks like when you pass out for three hours while drunk-cooking macaroni.
When you try plucking your eyebrows for the first time and it goes just about as well as anyone thought it would.
Aside from those atrocious eyebrows, Jessica Swan was arrested after failing to appear for a court-issued subpoena.
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.'