Life Straw: Oftentimes, mining disasters are due to underground flooding. Bring along your Life Straw to give you some safe drinking water after you run out of your water pouches. And pack a snorkel while you're at it.
When your roommate doesn't come home for five days but he leaves you a note in case you care.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
I'm sure your kid's exact words were 'Make me something retarded for Halloween,' riiight.
When you think you listed cool shit as your about me but it's actually cringe-worthy.
When you gotta practice your routine at 5 but the babysitter don't come until 6.
When your mom comes with you to the elementary school dance and she dresses like a hooker.