Michelangelo is so excited to kick ass he just broke through this dude’s arm.
I'm sorry, I just got word from one of my loyal subjects, Apparently there is a threat on my King Sarcasm crown.
Ugh I just wanted someone who will pay for all my shoes and Louis Vuitton bags.
And all this time I have just been putting my hopes and dreams in the paper bin.
Weird, when I try hide booze like this nobody believes it is just my giant package.
“Pimp My Ride” is now just some guy’s podcast and he does it against their will.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
This took a few hours to clean up because I don't own a ladder, so I just had to jump over and over again which was taxing on my knees.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.