They were pissed when the realized it was just some dumb millennial vaping.
Squirting is technically pee, so she's literally just showing off how she pissed the bed.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
Guy at a party got wasted, pissed in the sink then vaped in the mirror. All with the door open..