‘Apparently I touched his face and said 'I don't know who this is, get him out of here' to my mum.’
'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
'Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.'
‘Whenever I went shopping and told people my real age, I often got mobbed by strangers who wanted to find out my secrets.’
‘My numbers were really off the charts and it scared the life out of me,’ she told PEOPLE.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
‘I was inspired by my own body as I started working out; seeing results week by week. I was overwhelmed by how my body was transforming and what my body is capable of.’
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear' -- don't know the plan, but it's genius, whatever it is.
Vince refuses to let his condition stop him from doing anything, telling Daily Mail that 'I just set my mind to something and I go out and do my best.’
‘A man a few days ago wrote that he took his shirt off in public for the first time ever because of the confidence my unapologetic posts had given him.’