It'd be a shame if someone Photoshopped these honorable soldiers while they trained in this swimming pool ...
Drunk lady discovering that no, swimming in the kiddie pool blacked out is not a good idea.
'My first legal shower beer' GIRL THAT IS CIDER AND CRAP CIDER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
Jump In: Bears can swim and love water, but they are not down with wrestling large prey while staying afloat. If there's water nearby, get in and go deep.