Sure, we all thought it was funny when he'd come home drunk at 3am, stumbling and slurring.
‘I had put on some weight and I was out of shape. I was putting an empty bar on my back and thought my legs would collapse. At first, I thought maybe the doctors were right.’
‘The doctors would ask me to point to the door or to my head or my elbow. I couldn’t understand what they were saying.’
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
This is what it looks like when you pass out for three hours while drunk-cooking macaroni.
'My buddy thought he was funny when he told me to use his roommate's bathroom.'