This kid is thinking about how he will never know if his friends really like him or just want to hang out with his mom.
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
At no point did anyone stop him from getting this tattoo. The people in his life must hate him.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
10. Aleister Crowley Did Magical Rituals in the Great Pyramid.. on his Honeymoon